Today, I needed to cut something open so I asked my roommate to toss me my pocket knife from the counter. Apparently, he heard, "Open the knife then toss me it." FML
timetraveler1854 tells us more.
Oh man, this is my FML. I wasn't logged in when I published it. When my friend threw my knife to me, I tried knocking it away with the box I was holding but it grazed the back of my hand resulting in me needing stitches as it says in the title. And to the guy that says I shouldn't be doing cattle mutilations in my house, you don't see me walking into your home telling you what to do.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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chirstinap325 23
Hey, he was just trying to save you a step, did you thank him?
claudiajean 24
I think your roommate is trying to tell you something
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Comments (26)
Shay_Shay97 23
To some people, common sense just doesn't exist.
notpresent 9
Why does the other friend sound so much like me? Lol
timetraveler1854 19
Oh man, this is my FML. I wasn't logged in when I published it. When my friend threw my knife to me, I tried knocking it away with the box I was holding but it grazed the back of my hand resulting in me needing stitches as it says in the title. And to the guy that says I shouldn't be doing cattle mutilations in my house, you don't see me walking into your home telling you what to do.
Jay18 22
apply cold water to affected burn
xxjeramiahxx 18
LMAO you're right OP my bad
pom3440 22
what title? where?
lululand315 12
Sorry, OP. You need a new roommate. One with a brain.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, did you return the knife in likewise fashion?