unsuspectingmom
Dearborn, United States
Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML
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hekinokuroihi 20
Tell him to let you grab his hand to help you through the pain; and then break his fingers. Then he'll surely drive you to the hospital.
randomguy76 14
The pregnant woman that cried wolf... Very painful story.
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sturschaedel 27
Since you said "premature": I hope it wasn't so early that they had to keep the baby in the preemie ward - just imagining to have to sleep at home without your new favourite human being sounds just so heartbreaking. All the best for you and yours!
BunnyStar 14
It is heartbreaking, I spent 18 longs nights without my little boy while he was in special care. I'm glad it was only 18 days though. :)
sturschaedel 27
So sorry you had to go through this! You are a very strong woman! Good to hear all is well in the end. I was lucky enough to have two very easy, on-time births. I was able to take both babies home a couple hours after birth. But I remember the first few days even leaving the room they were sleeping in to go to the toilet felt really weird.
BunnyStar 14
My labour was pretty straight forward, just early. He was a good weight too and breathing on his own. I was shocked though since I only found out I was pregnant at 20 weeks and 13 weeks later there was a baby on my chest haha!
sturschaedel 27
Wow, 20 weeks is really late to find out! Didn't you have any symptoms or were you just explaining them away? I knew even before I took the test or had the period missing, both times. My breasts were hurting and I had to pee twice as often only days after conception.
BunnyStar 14
irregular periods, no symptoms bar horrible heartburn and sickness. Took a few tests which came back negative, asked my doctor, who was useless on this occasion and just said I was unlikely to be pregnant if the home tests said I wasn't. had a period a few weeks later so thought nothing of it. got a mysterious bump a few months later and took another test an it was positive
juliaafaulkner 15
Probably full of regret when he saw the babies head crowning
slimilicious 20
I would have taken the amniotic fluid from my water breaking and dumped it on him to prove it was real lol
meli1195 31
I really don't think that's possible unless you stand on top of a bucket
ProfessorMctitie 20
Thats also really gross to even wanna do
jthmtwin 16
That is unpleasant and only 10% of women have their water break
slimilicious 20
Take a joke, y'all...
chillandfun 12
Say something you want to happen and it may actually happen! I always wished I had that as a super power.
thatcoolguy123 14
Well hopefully he realized... if he didn't, then he's an idiot for not being able to interpret your painful screams
Nimor 25
So uhm, you cried wolf? :)
unsuspectingmom 5
No, I didn't fake labor. I told a friend that if my boyfriend didn't stop messing with me, I was gonna end up in labor.
SkullsRules1 26
At least it all turned out well :)
RebeccaRFT 18
Why are so many people making babies without getting married
darkangelish 9
Aww, that sucks OP, I hope you made it to the hospital eventually, and congrats!
Brandon1337 29
Hey did it all work out atleast?
unsuspectingmom 5
Baby was 3 weeks before term, but is doing fine. Sophia Grace, 7 lbs 2 oz
countryb_cth 38
Congratulations!
Gooberglop 12
Congratulations! Glad to know that everything turned out alright.
man_eating_bunny 18
Congrats!! She sounds beautiful :)
ToxicMoo33 18
Congratulations!!
shelle112 10
Awe. Congrats!
LittleMissShadow 16
So good to hear both you and her are a'okay! :)
kobrien1369 21
Congratulations!!!
Haggis300 25
Does she have a cousin called Rosie? XD
kirbs19 37
Congrats! Hope your BF apologized!
sturschaedel 27
Glad to hear your baby girl is fine! Congratulations!
172pilot 20
Congrats!
jthmtwin 16
Woot! Pretty name!
teentee401 37
Congratulations! Beautiful name
Zwerik 31
Congratulations! :)
juliaafaulkner 15
Gorgeous name! Congratulations!
victrin 12
Glad I'm not the only one who made the connection.
ihpp 22
absolutely love that name! congrats!
fantasyworld 39
Congratulations! I love the name.
xChaos 29
That'll be a story for your kid
jaesol 5
glad you found a way to get to the hospital
NekoLily 13
Congrats
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Congratulations!
alysssssssa 16
beautiful name! I wish the best for your family.
doraaa01 7
Congratulations OP ! Being a Mum is the most rewarding job and gift you could ever have :) I had my little boy last November and I couldn't imagine doing anything else
roxzanne22 20
Congratulations! : )
katefleck77 17
Aw, congrats! :)