Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised just how caffeine dependent I am. I didn't have time for my morning coffee, work is out of milk, and I only have $1.30 in my bank account, so I couldn't buy a coffee. Today has been a struggle. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML
Today, I'm running so fucking low on money, I have to go to the supermarket to eat free bites of ham, cheese and whatever they have on their aisles for breakfast. FML
Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML
Today, I had to empty out my coin jar to pay for gas. Trying to be considerate, I only brought quarters, but the cashier refused to take it because they didn't want to count out my $10. I don't know how I'll get to work today. FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
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Top comments
curlstar 6
Time for a change. I bet you'd have more money if you didn't buy coffee everyday.
DocBastard 40
Perhaps if you didn't buy so many cups of coffee, you could afford your own $10 coffee machine and coffee beans. That way you can make your own coffee for a few pennies a cup, and I guarantee you it's 100x better than that swill they sell at Starbucks.
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Comments (134)
whyistherumgone_ 10
Thanks Obama
cubanfriday 5
Been there at some point. It gets better. Waaay. Better
meghanlk234 1
How about making coffee at home?
AJMM94 1
Of course OP is going to buy coffee instead of make it at home; what many commenters are neglecting to realize, is that Roll up the Rim is back at Timmies! You can't win off the coffee you make at home...
86ed 4
Buy less coffee?
CreepInTheCorner 11
Then don't waste your money on coffee! This is why we can't have nice things.
janah_fml 5
just make your own coffee
TheScholtens 15
alot of us have been there too so dont feel too ashamed...
jackspezzle 7
Maybe stop buying coffee and save your money
Jebitesevsi 11
When you're poor enough, you'll scrounge for quarters and dimes to make coffee yourself at home.