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By Stone blood new year - 31/12/2016 14:36 - United States

Today, I'm recovering from another kidney stone and now my body thinks I'm not in enough pain so my period thought it'd show up today too. FML

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Salzxx 11

Monday 2 January 2017 18:58

*your body*: ugh another kidney stone. How do I cheer OP up? Oh I know! She's not pregnant. Uterus, we're celebrating!

Doctor_Jazzi 0

Monday 2 January 2017 5:41

Hope it gets better OP, I know the bloating and cramps just make it worse

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WTF0312 0

Sunday 1 January 2017 18:41

Okay A little more info on my FML (couldn't log in to this account I used if I used one) I have been having them for once a month since June and don't usually get my period however this time it wanted to show up.

Doctor_Jazzi 0

Monday 2 January 2017 5:41

Hope it gets better OP, I know the bloating and cramps just make it worse

Salzxx 11

Monday 2 January 2017 18:58

*your body*: ugh another kidney stone. How do I cheer OP up? Oh I know! She's not pregnant. Uterus, we're celebrating!

WTF0312 0

Wednesday 4 January 2017 0:01

Honstely probably

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