FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
adieu Barbie Den Haag, Netherlands

Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and subsequent funeral. FML

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Top comments

You might want to have a talk with the parents...

The game of thrones generation is upon us

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (57)

That's hilarious and scary all at the same time. But I have a weird sense of humour!

I use to do the same. Actually I would torture mine and separate her from Ken and make him watch her die...

you're babysitting Lydia Deets.. just make sure she doesn't say Beetlejuice 3 times lol

I am sorry but this is hilarious. Consider Ken a "person of interest."

Was Ken found in a million and one pieces ?

My Barbies were always on car crashes, ambulance crashes, hit and runs, climbing accidents, tripping on their feets and falling of cliffs accidents, etc. I just never gave them funerals because I'd just bring them back to life and kill them again with my toy cars. The 4yr old you baby sat sounds more considerate than 9 yr old me ever was.

I love this child... I'd personally help that child conduct a full investigation

what a sweet little girl :D

Shay_Shay97 23

No!!!! Now what are we supposed to do for Toy Story 4? Ken is going to be devastated.

It was that bitch Midge. She's always been jealous of Barbie. Probably driving around in her corvette right now. Wouldn't surprise me if Ken wasn't tied up floating face down in the pool over at the dream house.