HeckIfIKnow
Thousand Oaks, United States
Today, I lost my laptop, but I have my old childhood computer to use. It's password-protected, and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid, and if anything, this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the years. FML
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WallyQ 18
Time to hit the books
Mekeritrig 15
You haven't gotten dumber, your interests changed. When I was a kid I could name scores of dinosaurs off the top of my head. Today I can barely manage a dozen.
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phoneaddict13 29
a sister maybe?
madazphotography 11
How do you loss your laptop lol
dDailydDosage 8
Your child self wasn't as smart as you're giving credit. Password hints should be clear, "meaner than Hera" isn't really. All of the goddesses in Greek mythology were really spiteful. Depending on what story you read, you might think one is better than another. Hera might've sent snakes into hercules' crib by Athena turned a woman into a spider just because she lost in a competition (in other versions, she didn't lose but honestly turning anyone into a spider is just bad sportsmanship). Aphrodite was vain and caused lots of trouble. I think the only goddess that wasn't so mean was Hestia or maybe Persephone. Atleast Hera had good reason, Zeus was an awful husband.
pumboc 23
I hate to break it to you but Hera wasn't a perfect wife either.
jrosch 4
The answer is Juno
Wakachulak 22
That's Roman, meathead.
Death_of_all 14
#94, yeah, but if they were into Greek mythology they could easily have been into Roman mythology too. Juno is the Roman version of Hera, and generally considered a meaner version of the same deity, so Juno is a valid possibility.
worldclassrager 41
That's why I keep my passwords recorded
UncleMario 3
The FML should have just ended with "I lost my laptop".
alex_gen 39
Well, if it's PC, it'd be like Windows 98 or older, no? The lock screen is the least of your worries compared to the slow speeds.
dannnngthatsux 19
how would that follow? Xp didn't use passwords? 2000 didn't? slow speeds better than no speed!
MolitovKoktail 4
Zues is meaner than Hera. the three options are either Zues, Ares, or Athena. (your welcome OP)
xxbadassxx 7
Or gaea
c0untblah 4
Kids say the darndest things...
xxbadassxx 7
Try Gaea or respell it as Gaia. It is known a either.