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By H - 08/09/2016 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today I logged into Facebook and the first thing on my newsfeed was that my 35 year old boyfriend has befriended around 30 new people over the past day. As he is a private person, I found this unusual and when deciding to check it out I realised the vast majority were fourteen year old girls. FML.

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vikingchick 22

Friday 9 September 2016 6:02

That sounds like he was hacked. Print out/show with your phone what you found on FB and talk to him. Good luck OP!

TheOtherFriend 21

Friday 9 September 2016 3:22

sorry. hope it goes well.

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TheOtherFriend 21

Friday 9 September 2016 3:22

sorry. hope it goes well.

1234as 5

Friday 9 September 2016 5:42

creepy creeperson alert.

vikingchick 22

Friday 9 September 2016 6:02

That sounds like he was hacked. Print out/show with your phone what you found on FB and talk to him. Good luck OP!

colo16_fml 10

Saturday 10 September 2016 9:30

This is strange...

GhostFox 33

Sunday 11 September 2016 11:19

I really hope someone hacked his account and not that he has ephebophilia that manifested suddenly. Bring it up ASAP though, because either way it is a big issue.

KillerKeemstar 7

Wednesday 14 September 2016 7:55

Maybe he's a minecraft youtuber

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