jamboooy
Monterey Park, United States
Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML
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Mercury03 13
Wow, your roommate, just wow.
deviable 9
Look on the bright side, now you can guilt trip your room mate into doing stuff for you.
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alfred07 18
You are now entitled to insult that roommate's intelligence in a variety of colourful ways.
Maddidaddi 0
You are now entitled to chop your dick off.
Maddidaddi 0
You must be a troll.
ididntdoit1980 8
That sucks I've had to be sprayed by it for my job. Get some revenge and spray his underwear down with it.
someguy998 8
GENIUS
xStaciexLynnx 15
You're getting thumbed down because you're suggesting doing things OP said he already did, not because 'you're using logic'. Now take a moment to think about this: You keep saying to use a land line but OP IS LOCKED OUT OF THE HOUSE. Do you keep a landline phone outside your house? Plus most people don't have phones in their home anymore, especially young people.
zebralover23 14
Your room mate is not bright
andrewsgirl2010 7
Maybe next time you should tell your roomate its you.
Mandarooo 7
If he was calling him, I'm pretty sure he knew who it was.
andrewsgirl2010 7
But it doesnt say if he was callin on the phone or through the door so either way the roommate might not have known.
FatTony2010 4
Shoot them?
dontpanic_fml 32
You're sounding as bright as the roommate...why do you insist on defending him/her? You said it yourself, "calling" can mean shouting or using the phone, so why is it not a possibility in your mind that the OP did mean using the phone, when that's the way it seems like it was meant?
badactor009 0
I would crotch kick that roommate into next week.
hateevryone 15
Crazy