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By Bad Gambler - 12/11/2018 23:43

Today, I learned the risks of betting my gay friend that my fantasy team would beat his this week. Now he has a video of me stripping naked and jacking off and my team lost. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 15 November 2018 22:34

You lost, dude. Plain and simple. If you were stupid enough to play for forfeits, instead of money, then you deserve to suffer whatever he picks, to satisfy the terms of your bet. In the future, you should probably bet candy. That way, you won't look so stupid when you lose.

ohsnapword 21

Thursday 15 November 2018 5:03

WHat happened to betting money?

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ohsnapword 21

Thursday 15 November 2018 5:03

WHat happened to betting money?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 15 November 2018 22:34

You lost, dude. Plain and simple. If you were stupid enough to play for forfeits, instead of money, then you deserve to suffer whatever he picks, to satisfy the terms of your bet. In the future, you should probably bet candy. That way, you won't look so stupid when you lose.

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 15 November 2018 23:06

...Why did you agree to the bet?

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