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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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combat387 1

you sir...are a genius

ewww...but i actually used one on a chick before lol

porterc16 0

can't imagine what kind of toothpaste is on it

Notorious_Puppy 0

ew

klilianac 0

um...

michorizo420 0

damn u better put that gurl in checc lol

that's not toothpaste on it :p

fake and gay

the only thing I can think of doing is going to the store to buy me an electric toothbrush. I wonder if that can give me an ******. I can't wait to go shopping and trying it out. thanks for the idea. hehe

deeduhdee27 0

eww gross get a guy to do that for yuu