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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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Is she hot?

Buy a new toothbrush, and if it's a vibrating toothbrush, stash it somewhere she wouldn't look. Problem solved!

That's so true.

god! your sister, what a disgusting BITCH! If that were me, I'd beat the shit out of her, strap her to the front of my car, drive to the store, throw a leash on her

If that happened to me, I would put on a biohazard suit, seal it in a ziplock, and take to the hazard part of the local garbage disposal.

Get her a gift card for Spencer's

Eewww Man thaAat iS AkwArrddd

Ahaaha i feel bad for laughing at this

good idea.