Intimacy: Today, i have to go to the doctor to check out my dick because... - FML

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By hie_its_me - 14/07/2016 05:01

Today, i have to go to the doctor to check out my dick because last night i heard it snap when my girl went all tarzen on me.Its got such a bruise on it.FML

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SquilliamFancy 15

Friday 15 July 2016 4:50

Hey, it's better than what my species does when we mate. We rip our dicks off and hand them over to whatever bitch wants to be inseminated first. Kinky, isn't it?

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 18 August 2016 17:48

If my GF showed up in a leopard-skin bikini and could do the Tarzan call like Johnny Weismuller (except feminine, let's not get crazy), then I would be curiously fine with that...

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SquilliamFancy 15

Friday 15 July 2016 4:50

Hey, it's better than what my species does when we mate. We rip our dicks off and hand them over to whatever bitch wants to be inseminated first. Kinky, isn't it?

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 18 August 2016 17:48

If my GF showed up in a leopard-skin bikini and could do the Tarzan call like Johnny Weismuller (except feminine, let's not get crazy), then I would be curiously fine with that...

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