Love: Today, I have come to the sad realization that my girlfriend,... - FML

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By pureNed - 24/05/2016 14:46 - United States

Today, I have come to the sad realization that my girlfriend, whom I am very committed to, spends more time texting her friends and having full on conversations with them as I try to make conversation with her. We always end up in silence. FML

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Prodactyl 4

Wednesday 25 May 2016 5:46

Sorry to hear this OP, but you can talk to her about this and see if she will change and be more willing to talk to you, if not then it might be best to move on. Sorry OP!

thatweirdasian 22

Wednesday 25 May 2016 3:17

Takes two to Tango. Best to find someone else who's willing to be as committed as you are. She definitely doesn't deserve you anyway! Sorry, OP!!!

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thatweirdasian 22

Wednesday 25 May 2016 3:17

Takes two to Tango. Best to find someone else who's willing to be as committed as you are. She definitely doesn't deserve you anyway! Sorry, OP!!!

Prodactyl 4

Wednesday 25 May 2016 5:46

Sorry to hear this OP, but you can talk to her about this and see if she will change and be more willing to talk to you, if not then it might be best to move on. Sorry OP!

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