Today, I have a degree in electrical engineering, my wife was doing a crossword and asked me what are the units of capacitance, I couldn't remember. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting, and a little girl asked for help with her homework. I cheerfully began an explanation, only to freeze mid-sentence. I could not for the life of me remember how to do long-division. I'm about to graduate from Cornell University, and her little brother had to correct me. FML
Today, I wanted to ask my girlfriend to marry me, so as she loves crosswords, I created my own where the answers spelled out "MARRY ME EVE." Unfortunately, it seems I made the clues a bit too difficult as she only solved two, gave up, and got mad at me for making her feel dumb. FML
Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, I had to give my husband a tutorial on how to use jumper cables. Confused and flustered, he requested written instructions. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend's dad by showing off my "impressive" knowledge of cars. When he mentioned she had a problem with her engine, I jokingly told him it was probably the “flux capacitor” that needed adjusting. He stared at me blankly and said, “You know that’s from Back to the Future, right?” FML
Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML
Today, I had to take my life into my hands and tell my wife that when she was yelling at me earlier, she was yelling at me in her own language, which I’m still not fluent in, so whatever it was that upset her, I still haven’t fixed it because I didn’t understand the instructions. FML
Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML
Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duck tape on ducks." FML
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Sheepboy 12
Not only is Jules the wrong answer, but it is spellt joules! Correct answer is farads.
fmljw 2
haha i just graduated from electrical engineering too. i don remember half the stuff i learned either!
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Comments (47)
fmljw 2
haha i just graduated from electrical engineering too. i don remember half the stuff i learned either!
Bobweiser09 0
Jules.
Sheepboy 12
Not only is Jules the wrong answer, but it is spellt joules! Correct answer is farads.
CrazyManNo9 29
You are correcting his spelling and you say "spellt"? YDI.
johnsmith3321 0
lololololol fag
militarybrat 21
Not everyone spells things the american way. Both ways are right. Im willing to bet the person you "corrected" is British.
Mervyn 0
lol, ohms! idiot! I was 12 when I learned that
expectocarun 0
Lol, farads! Idiot! Check your facts before you accuse others
bowlingman157 0
ur an idiot ohms is resistance
Sydney92 3
You're a moron. Next time read up before you call someone an idiot.
Mcstud1y 30
You learned wrong 19
rebelution 0
hell, I had no idea
ibefaisal 1
I was going to come in and be the first to say farads but it looks like 11ty billion people beat me to it.
CitizenSnipz 0
I have a degree in ignorance, but I still read this. People do craaaaazy things.
ASHBUMBLEBEE 0
ddnt post things other people can't understand.
proski 0
yeah farads dumbass
dickster 0
You can't remember what you learned in English class either, eh?