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KaylaRox1908 Cambridge, Canada

Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML

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The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)

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Was the movie Magic Mike?

My name is Jeff

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Haha sorry but I love this! I would've snickered every time and end up high fiving that guy. Lol!

I agree. I thought this was hilarious. although, apparently #8 goes to more movies than me...

Someone that doesn't hate me :') hahaha. I haven't even seen where it's from I just love the parody videos and shit with it in there. I still love arrow to the knee jokes. The best!

Jeff just wanted to make sure you knew his name.

Didn't changing seats occur to you? Or did he follow you like gum on a shoe

He probably had some form of tourette's or something similar, so it probably wasn't something he could help.

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Or he just thinks he's hilarious to quote a channing tatum movie.

missyfiona89 28

Should have said, "Hi Jeff, nice to meet you. Now stfu".

he could've been suffering from dementia so he kept forgetting he'd said "hi, I'm Jeff" all the time.. I bet he's somewhere right now saying "hi, I'm Jeff"

Wow, insensitive much? Holy crap.

I guess you didn't get the reference

It's a 22 Jump Street reference.

Damnit Jeff!