madden2014
Los Gatos, United States
Today, I had to put up with a student who stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML
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OP here. For those of you who are curious, I work at a public high school teaching English. The class of interest here was my Advanced Placement English Literature and Composition class (made up of SENIORS). The issue came up because a sample practice objective test I passed out had referenced some biblical stories and a couple of students had questions on it. He still thinks Solomon is in one of his Pokémon games.
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forchane 9
King Solomon! Use mine!
MegaError101 10
He is thinking of Salamance
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krazymeatball77 7
Slowking maybe?
Darkwish3 6
your student is a moron :)
Baller_Bob 17
Could you please give me his address so I can kindly put a hole in his head?
TheDarkNinja 8
I always thought of what kind of Pokémon he would be when ever I heard his name.
KestrelGirl 15
Oh my god, that kid is a douchebag.
Anti_Sora 31
Go king salamemce!
haphazardly 15
... Salamence?