Today, I had to endure a long face-to-face conversation with a coworker who had fierce BO. He had his fingers interlaced around the back of his head the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I’m stuck in a small office with a colleague with one of the worst cases of BO I’ve ever come across. He has already been spoken to about it, and I’m developing a nauseous headache from the stench. FML
Today, I spent most of the day with my stinkiest co-worker's soggy shoes level with my face. FML
Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
Today, my officemate used the telephone beside my desk again. I still can't think of a better way to tell him how awful bad his breath is without the having to do it personally. We've been workmates for a year now and he still hasn't gotten a clue, despite of me covering my nose every time. FML
Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
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BadApple88 29
Give him deodorant in a gift bag and put it on his desk
HolyCrepe 10
Then you can taste it. I think that's worse..
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Comments (89)
jojo52 4
lettin out the stank!
Jjaro 7
I know it can be seen as rude, but you should have said something!! I have before in a similar situation and that person actually cleaned up.
Ponponpon_fml 5
You had to smell body odour? I bet that ruined your whole day, how simply terrible for you. Woe is you and such.
smitzer 7
I don't know If it's because he doesn't shower it's rumor has it that his toilet doesn't work and he shots behind his bed. He also rides my bus and one day a well known stoner was going to his house and another person stood up I front of him and he said ...... Get your ass out of my face. I said to him why don't you get your face out of his ass then you won't smell like shit all the time. I meant is as I'm not making fun of you in trying to hint to you. He looked at me like he was going to kill me but then looked away and looked back and was all smiley again
smitzer 7
This was meant to go to 47
jamnglamgirlie 17
At the next office party bring everyone little gift baskets filled with soap, loofahs, lotions, etc. Then you can deal with the problem without him knowing.
wvcheesehead1 9
A polite way to make a point would be to ask if he stepped in something because it smells awful around him. Get others to join you, it should get him the message, spare him embarrassment to a degree, and may convince him to scrub his ass.
ohhitsher 5
Haha. Well at least you had the guts to even confront your co worker. Most people would just talk behind the co workers back.
hollyleaf_fml 8
It was probably my dad, he has fierce body odor but he can't ever tell.
MoonChild5 11
Same here... except my dad lost his sense of smell and he can never tell either. :I
akiahara 14
I sorta feel like perhaps he's an olfactory troll, and enjoys marinating in his own stench. Or in need of a hygiene intervention.
bowtiemontecarlo 4
The way we dealt with a stinky coworker at work was to leave deodorant taped to his locker. He eventually got the clue.