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By chyeautumn - 09/09/2016 18:33 - United States - High Springs

Today, I had a nasty sneeze in the middle of class. If that weren't enough, my head jolted so much that I pulled a neck muscle. I have 45 miles to drive and I can't turn my head. FML

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GekGek 4

Saturday 10 September 2016 21:14

Have Fun!

tigeresscrazy 12

Wednesday 28 September 2016 20:40

That's one heck of a sneeze hope it doesn't happen to often hope your neck gets better soon

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PrincessWinter 18

Saturday 10 September 2016 4:06

at least you didn't fart too.

HopeisaPanda 12

Saturday 10 September 2016 19:51

#1 very true!

GekGek 4

Saturday 10 September 2016 21:14

Have Fun!

tigeresscrazy 12

Wednesday 28 September 2016 20:40

That's one heck of a sneeze hope it doesn't happen to often hope your neck gets better soon

pizzabaconator 5

Friday 7 October 2016 0:02

Can't tell you how many times I've done that. The best thing is just to slowly turn your head the way it hurts until it starts to hurt less and you can turn your head the whole way, do that a couple of times and you'll feel better

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