Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
Today, as a 6 ft 8 woman, I never get much attention from men, until today when a guy who was 7 ft 1 approached me at the bar with the chat up line, "Hey little lady, you look about my size, can I buy you a drink?" It worked. I'm such a stereotype, we’re going on a date tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML
Today, I told my date she'd look hot as a blonde. She replied saying I'd be hot with a few extra inches. Furious, I yelled at her that I couldn't control my height. She replied that she "wasn't referring to my height." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, my 6'8" russian friend picked me up, a 5'0" petite girl. This would be fine if he hadn't been startled by a moth and dropped me down the stairs. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was on a first date. I asked her what she brought to the table since I’m a pretty well established guy. A voice in the booth behind me yelled out, “How bout a booster seat, Smurf!” Everyone laughed so hard I got up and left. I’m 5ft3 and bitches always make it about my height. FML
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Helloilike_lacro 8
That's too bad I can't believe people tell tall tales like that
RaggleFrock 13
I see Tom Cruise is back on the dating circuit.
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Comments (184)
Levvy 22
Would you have met him were he honest about his height? Don't answer me - you'll give the same answer whether it's true or not. Just ask yourself.
Namenlos_fml 20
Well that's a funny story for the blooper reel.
PYLrulz 17
Turnabout is fairplay. YDI
CrimsonViolets 11
Is your name Rachel by any chance? Is your date named Jack?
ClashParody 21
Annnnd creeper.
iwadasn 33
I'm pretty sure 71's comment was a reference to the TV show Boy Meets World.
xplainphrox 8
Haha! Happened to me once... Said he was 5' 2"...... I truthfully said I was 5' 6".... Lol .... He was actually 4' 8"
KiddNYC1O 22
"Holy shit, it's Big Foot!!"
ultra_notorious 26
See where dishonesty gets you!
alind13 2
Wow what I would give to be tall... Guys like a tall, slender woman!
Zehla 7
You both deserve it for starting your relationships with lies.
Retired_Panda 7
goes to show, you shouldn't be telling "TALL" tales...