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iluvpeanutbutter Australia

Today, I got home from my holidays to find my flatmate has moved his girlfriend in without asking me. Not only does she walk around naked, she has also redecorated the rooms. FML

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Hi everyone, I'm the OP here- I know this is ridiculously late, but whenever I tried to post when this was new, FML wouldn't let me. Anyway, the situation was that my boyfriend and I were living together, and a mutual male friend moved in with us as he and his ex had broken up. He started dating another girl, and 6 weeks after they started dating (while we were on holiday), we got home and found she had moved in without our permission. She had left crap all over the place, and moved a bunch of our stuff into cupboards (e.g. artwork, vases, books etc) and replaced it with her own stuff. As we had furnished the entire house, we were pretty pissed off. We were gone for 2 weeks. When we got home, she was walking down the hallway naked, and in the following days often walked naked from our flatmate's bedroom to the bathroom, or would just wander around the house in a bikini. She isn't hot; she looks like an absolute tramp. I've seen classier hookers on their corners. She was just an all-around cow. She didn't have a job, so she just used all our stuff (including my expensive toiletries). She had just turned vegetarian, and would pitch bitch fits if we cooked meat in the house (so I made steaks every other night). They ended up moving out about a month later.

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Tell her you're not comfortable with her walking around your house naked. And talk to your roommate about moving his girlfriend in without asking you, that was rude.

sounds hot

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damn thts a sweet deal

newjerseyguy 0

and why is it a problem that she walks around naked?

you should f*ck her to get back at him!

wut culd be rong with that oops i mean oh no i'll be willing to trade places with you just for your safety so you dont have to go through that

free shows are always good!

I so would not mind that. (: But she can't redecorate my room. D:<

And this is bad y?

take pictures

MourningLight 2

whats wrong with that? get some of that. if she isn't afraid to show you, hell she'll put out!

three3_fml 2

Threesome :-)