Work: Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

Anonymous 2 January 2013, 07:28 Airdrie, Canada

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

88 comments

Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 29 October 2019, 22:00

The Girl Can't Help It

Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML

9 comments

Lexiebear27 19 September 2011, 15:56 United States

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

135 comments

moe472 24 January 2012, 02:47 United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

121 comments

jingle 25 May 2012, 11:18 Wilmington, United States

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

173 comments

anonymous 24 April 2013, 04:55 Germany

Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML

102 comments

Volunteer 13 September 2013, 22:24 Elwood, United States

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

68 comments

myworstday 5 April 2016, 01:36 London, United Kingdom

Miserable

Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML

55 comments

Lifeguard 4 April 2009, 19:03 United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

113 comments

unemployedaussie 23 June 2016, 12:35 Perth, Australia

Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML

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zacharynedley 6 January 2015, 00:16 Elkridge, United States

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

50 comments

ATSViper 15

2 January 2013, 12:06

Smile more!

irateyou 9

2 January 2013, 12:09

Try Sneezy next time.

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Comments (88)

kingsian 15

2 January 2013, 15:15

You should've turn that frown upside down

zingline89 18

2 January 2013, 15:25

I've heard this before and am curious in your expert opinion, are those numbers actually accurate? Or did you pull them out of your ass? And if you did, please tell me how many muscles it takes to pull something out of one's ass.

zingline89 18

2 January 2013, 15:32

Yikes, this was supposed to be a reply to Doc's comment, sorry.

DocBastard 40

2 January 2013, 18:19

Nah, I pulled those numbers out of my ass. The actual number depends on how big you smile or frown, how you smile or frown. Oh and it's 74 muscles to pull something out of your ass.