Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
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Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, in order to have a nice relaxing bubble bath, I lit candles, played soothing music, and poured myself a glass of wine. Just as I was about to get in, I slipped on a patch of wet floor, dumped the wine on myself, and fell backward into the tub… that didn't have any water in it. Now I’m soaked in wine and bruised. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML
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gh0sthunter 6
See your problem was when you thought a wasted version of you could be coordinated and balanced on a wet slippery surface.
BlesstheSilence 11
Excessive Liquor + wet surface = Dumbass
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Comments (93)
williamcarter93 13
How fat are you or how skinny is that damn bathtub?!
Davick 0
I can't vote this because it just too funny in a good way
Rasetsu 10
Drunken sex = not like in the movies.
Saint707 1
talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place! ;P
tdawg4200 0
You are ridiculous. Even when you're drunk that's a moronic idea. I hope you broke something. Bone or bathroom appliance, it doesn't matter. As long as something went snap.
MissHayleyJames 7
Old tubs are small, guys. The tub at out house (we rent) is tiny. It's not even worth taking a bath in because your legs stick out. If OP's tub is like that, there's no doubt in my mind they could get stuck. Ours is narrow and I can't even straddle my husband in it if he's laying in it and he has a 32 inch waist. On the other hand OP is still an idiot for thinking any good could come of getting that wasted. I sure hope she's on the pill because if wasted sex is a norm for her and her boyfriend they sure aren't using proper protection and we don't need any more of their stupidity in the world.
McDonaldsworker 4
Well said miss.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
My bf and I have massively drunken sex ... And we always wear condoms. I really don't see why you assume they don't use protection. If the tub is super small then yes it was a bad idea, but that doesn't mean they aren't being safe about not making babies.
monkeyhead641 6
How fat are you
miriam7 2
Hahahaa
kieferr 8
Alcohol + bathtub shower= a good laugh.
hateevryone 15
so what does that teaches you?