Today, I got a picture message from my aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot my birthday yesterday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, after burying my dad on my birthday, one of my aunts walked up to me and said, "Well at least you won't forget your birthday." I wanted to cuss her out so bad, like, bitch, how would I forget my birthday and the day I buried my dad? FML
Today, I called my aunt to wish her a happy birthday. My mom and I proceeded to sing "Happy Birthday" to her. The first words that came out of her mouth were, "You guys are terrible singers." You're welcome, I guess. FML
Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
Today, I took a day off from work for a doctor's appointment. It ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, because while I was on my way, my mom called to inform me that my great aunt passed away this morning. As a result, I showed up extremely late and was berated. And the worst part? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
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Top comments
_DudeGuy_ 16
She was too busy finding that picture to remember your birthday. On the bright side, she thinks you're awesome.
SoulAmeliorate 16
I guess she didn't get the picture.
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Comments (56)
strawberrywine22 30
Either this is a strange coincidence...or somebody is in big trouble! My niece's birthday was yesterday, I just shared the same picture on Facebook, and she neglected to give me her new cell phone number so I could call her!
jacoposki 16
boo hoo
JesseJimenez 4
A day late isn't so bad.
Topgun20 3
Look who's "the one"??
nnnntr 17
Awesomeness not forgetfulness
CougeeSwagg 19
So u'r the 10th who gets it from someone else
Lefty_Guns 16
Yeah, autocorrect normally comes up with "aunt" when I try to type that word too.