Today, I found out that whenever my ex-wife is late getting the kids to school, she tells them to tell their teachers they were with me, and forges my name on the sign-in sheet. Missing homework? Dad's house. Forgot to bring something important? Ditto. The school thinks I'm a horrible parent. FML
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What she doesn't realize is that in a school with only 180 students, it's impossible to get away with stuff like that. The principal knows what's up, because we dealt with similar issues last year; I just didn't think I was going to have to schedule meetings with the teachers again about it (outside of the regular parent-teacher conferences, which she attends). I *had* kind of noticed the teachers giving me the stink-eye in the car line lately though.
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how_about_no_ 19
Well I see why she's your ex-wife...
strokesie 23
Wow, **** her. Call in and straighten things out, maybe?
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Hiding_from_you 2
Honestly, go to the school and inform them you're worried about your children's future. Tell them that you've recently discovered that your children are showing up late, missing assignments, and their mother has encouraged forging your name. Then provide them with a signature and ask them to call you to verify any future signatures.
smudgey_bubbles_ 8
fuggin sue
yellowpablo 21
Say she is forging you signature that is a crime