Today I found out that to get the tooth that is embedded in my... - FML

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By tooth troubles - 12/07/2017 19:45

Today I found out that to get the tooth that is embedded in my sinuses extracted it will cost $1200. I make $500 each paycheck. I dunno where I'll find the money. FML

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 20 July 2017 5:18

See if there are any dentists in the region that do procedures for free for low-income household. They usually have waiting lists, but it may be better than owing a debt to your dentist. Especially since many doctors now refuse to care for you if you have an outstanding debt to them.

saffy66 34

Thursday 3 August 2017 9:30

That raises more questions than it answers.

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 20 July 2017 5:18

See if there are any dentists in the region that do procedures for free for low-income household. They usually have waiting lists, but it may be better than owing a debt to your dentist. Especially since many doctors now refuse to care for you if you have an outstanding debt to them.

saffy66 34

Thursday 3 August 2017 9:30

That raises more questions than it answers.

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