Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML
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redbluegreen 41
That actually wasn't the reason. The mother was the one that decided on the name, not my dad. She did it so that he could leave my mom and me without 'losing' anything.
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Abby97 0
OMG YOUR DAD IS A BASTARD!!!
instantfail 0
Why do people click You deserved it? She doesn't.
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lem0n_fml 0
HAHAHAHA. That sucks. But it's still hilarious. I thank your ****** up family for bringing joy to my day.
vtn08 0
indeed.. it also brought tears of joy in my eyes XD
Gavrie 0
YDI for not being the child he always wanted.
pchands00 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH This should be the top FML of all time
redbluegreen 41
Uh, thanks?
katekappy 0
sucks to be u
Silverill 0
Does it realy has to be a bad things you do know you have a new sister and mabey she has the same name as you cause your father liked it. shouldn't it be fine as long as your mom(s) don't know anything?
xxmollyxx 25
Lol, how could it ever be fine?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#33, your morals are dubious. *LOL* Though I also think he might have named the other kid the same way because he REALLY liked the name. (Altough it's more likely he did so to avoid accidentally calling his kid the wrong name in front of his wife.)
dummydory 4
I think it sucks for both you and your mom.
jollyholly414 0
ooh. that's gotta suck...that's kinda funny, though. but it still sucks.
Arijana 0
OMG ! That is so sad... :((( I don't see any possible reason why you "totally deserved it" ???! People are stupid...
skullbuster 0
Well, your Dad probably kept the names the same so he could keep things straight - good memory tool. Nothing is more embarrassing than traveling between your two families and calling your kids by the wrong names.
akeena13 0
hmmm thats funny cuz i saw this happen on the tv show house of payne the other day.
Gavrie 0
First hand experience?
jiequals3 0
LMAO
skullbuster 0
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... All my kids names are George!