Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me with men, and gets turned on by the sound of men moaning and having sex. I've been his girlfriend for 7 years. I've just been his cover up this whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Lessychan 4
He'd make a great politician...
Laurendorcus 0
its FMLs like this that make me wish the OP had more space for details. I just wanna shake the OP and yell "then what happened!?"
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Comments (58)
Jossyve 0
sorry babe but that's not role play
mrlopez 13
Quick, he's escaping into the netherworld!
AmericanRedcoat 6
my boyfriend has done the same....
Mcmodder777_fml 3
Well at least hes being smart about it, not automatically assuming he knows what shes talking about. Thats how you say things you didnt mean to/didnt want to.
ChoolyBooly 32
I laughs so hard! This situation totally sucks but definitely was a well written and funny FML! Hope you got him to understand that he was wrong and if need be dumped him.
marigoldcobain 21
To be honest, I do too. ...Yaoi, motherfuckers!
rorex 26
Yaoi for the win! I do too, and have been for five years :P
rorex 26
I roleplay as idols/celebrities online, it's great to live an alternate life the way you want it to be. Sex happens