Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
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chocolatelvr 5
Sometimes it feels like 90% of my friends are using that program
SherlockWHolmes 12
Are you positive that it is a program and not.. perhaps... a new wave of scene kids?
BlackPanther19 11
At least it wasn't the person you like, and hopefully it was a joke
stlstretch2 11
Not going to lie, I wouldn't be mad at that friend. That's pretty awesome that he made a program to do that.
iknowiwantyou 13
I'd be pissed as **** too.
Edumcg 24
He said he wouldn't.
Jaxx66 21
27- why be angry? It'd be crazily amusing! Especially when you figure it out and can have some fun conversations with it. That's what I did with an app I downloaded. It was a bot you could train or download One others have trained. They are fun little conversationalists when you're bored.
griggypop 4
I bet they're more coherent and appropriate to the conversation than many text responses I get from friends
DRush_fml 12
This person is not your friend...
arturo_s 10
Well when you think about it they took the time out of their day to make this program when most would just stop responding.
eternal_malaise 10
LOL, L33T! OP, either your friend is an impressive programmer or you are a boring conversationalist.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Your friend is either a really good programmer, or can barely pass a Turing test.
hobojo69 23
That's really rude! Sorry op maybe you should get some new friends...
perdix 31
That sucks Aw, I'm sorry I hope you mean ex-girlfriend YOLO Aw, I'll be your friend You deserve better Sounds like a shitty situation. He needs to accept you no matter how fat you are. Sounds like a shitty sit..shitty sit...shitty sit...shitty sit...*scratch* I guess I need to work out a few bugs.
RedPillSucks 33
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perdix 31
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worldclassrager 41
I would figure when something random came you would realize it wasn't from him/her..,