catfan
Wildomar, United States
Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML
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Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.
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thatgirlkat 9
That tells you what she's doing in the shower.
wolfstalker213 14
Time to explain the birds and bees...?
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DeviousMeat 3
Should have swallowed that one
fuhuhuck 1
not a very good situation hell i never got got the talk and i figured it out by walking in on my parents when i was six
nightshadow2002 5
She's ******* 13!!!!!
kjellh99 7
Well, at least you know why it takes your daughter so long to shower.. :-]
thatfangirl 8
Why on earth does she think that?
cgowe4 15
okay what school has sex Ed classes?!
nykeldorgirl 7
A good one.