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Nick United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Wow. That is ****** up - so basically the mum told her daughter you were the father but didn't think to tell you she existed?

wow that's just awful. are you still in contact with the mom? if so then that's just messded up..

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It's got nothing to do with the actual FML, but wow!, this illustration is just A+.

Oh yeah !! Thanks, great pleasure to see comments like that !!

Illustration: in a relationship with 'Luke Skywalker',... No wonder Vader seems so upset!

Wait......but....WHY THE **** IS LEIA DATING LUKE? THEY'RE RELATED!

Worse for Vader since that means his kids are married to each other

Finally, when someone asks her who's your daddy, she can finally answer. Awesome.

Well, you have a child. At least now you know

I love the art for this one!

Um... I recently found my dad on Facebook. Pretty sure he knew about me though. Gotta say, best feeling ever to actually find him. Crushed me when I still have no reply.

It was almost "Happy not a father's day.

Hey maybe he thought the daughter was supposed to have been aborted , like my father did.