Today, I found a pound of cooked bacon in the dryer. When I asked my roommate about it, he confessed; his excuse was that he wanted to dry up the grease before eating it. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
I know he was bacon for a heart attack. Although the dryer didn't break, I was really porked from doing laundry until he was able to clean everything out.
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darkcobrabws 2
What the hell are you complaining about?!?!? BACON SCENTED CLOTHES!!!!!
waffule365 16
What a waste of perfectly good bacon!!!
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Comments (77)
Enslaved 38
Paper towels too mainstream for him?
s0m3guy2010 21
I'm not even sure if I want to know what he uses paper towels for.
SoulAmeliorate 16
44 - Drying his clothes.
ileenefudge 29
That's creative I guess, but he still failed :/
hama806 19
Apparently he's a closet pork eater. It's definitely better in the long run that he came out to you.
stevothedevo 25
Well said.
CrissyyyS2 22
Well then... What are you waiting for? Get his clothes and dry them! Hope he loves bacon scented clothes.
NoDontKillMe 19
Everyone loves bacon scented things!
PandaKitteh 20
I have bacon mints. Err... "mints".
awkwardturtl3 3
for some reason I thought about epic meal time..but in this case it s a whole different approach to epic meal time
MissesVakarian 6
If he didn't want the grease, why not eat some beef jerky? Bacon isn't bacon without that greasy fatness.
dinosxxrawr 22
bacon scented clothing just might make people like you.
gracehi 33
Pffffft.... What a dumb ass! Doesn't he know you're supposed to use a hair dryer for to remove bacon grease? Gees Louise.
gracehi 33
Oops. I accidentally made my silly bacon/ hair dryer comment sound Shakespearean. :P
raytyler26 16
Looks like its hang dry for a while.
ironichalibut 24
Why would you want to take the bacony goodness out of bacon?