Today, I dutifully attended my husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out, through song, about my husband's affair, in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML
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leannez 21
This is OP. I approached them both long before they made they affair public. (Which they denied) But he literally sang the song to me to make sure I knew. I walked out before it was over.
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0h_Boy 26
Wow. He really did that? Make the bastard sing soprano!
Aspen_Grace33 27
That's pretty low of him to not be man enough to tell you himself, yet write a song about it and tell the rest of the world. Fyl indeed!
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Comments (105)
AgentSmith79 9
I don't think a song is enough proof. People write about things they didn't do all the time. It's called fiction. Paranoid much?
Hannahbanana95 8
Damn.. Sorry that happened OP! He doesn't deserve u anyways! Go and find someone that does(:
bluevayero 42
so who's the bitch?
perdix 31
On the bright side, there's probably about 50 men that just found out you are on the market for some Revenge Sex.
Lisha_B 5
Even if he didn't cheat, he is still a dick for singing about cheating in front of people they both know without warning his woman. No matter his defense people will talk. What an ass.
russfml 31
A song is a song I'd say get over it or you have some serious jealousy issues over a fictional song
ohSNAPyall 27
35 is right. As someone who is with a musician, I'd have to say that this would be very embarrassing.
ManInTheMachine 20
You better count your lucky stars that "You're" not "Contagious".
perdix 31
You should have dumped a pot of hot coffee in his lap and played it off as if it were part of the show. People love performance art . . . and watching people get their crotches burned.
buckdharma 38
Yeah, and his next song would've sounded like a Crack The Sky tune, Hot coffee on my crotch.
SoylentCandycorn 10
If this was a sitcom, a sassy best friend would have popped up just to say "Ugh! Musicians..." in a tone of complete and utter contempt.
stuckONsingle 4
Did he actually say he had an affair? Maybe it's like a fantasy or something
ambitiousnygrl 17
I am so sorry OP that this happened but, if you both know all the people, most if not all of them are most likely on your side and think he's dick. He doesn't deserve you, anyhow!
safaeita 32
I totally agree, and everyone knowing is a horrible thing, but it could be a good thing, at least now no one will ask what happened