Transportation: Today, I decided to try uber for the first time after several...

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By shortyybrooke - 31/07/2016 17:36 - United States - Houston

Today, I decided to try uber for the first time after several recommendations. The car smelt of rotten milk and the aftermath of an even more rotten fart. I'm on the way to work & I'm almost positive the smell stuck to my clothes. FML

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SilensMort 3

Tuesday 2 August 2016 4:27

be sure to complain, you'll get a fee ride.

sirrubberduckie 36

Wednesday 3 August 2016 15:28

The last time I checked, Texas was actually inside North America.

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randomuser15 14

Monday 1 August 2016 13:58

smelled*

Marine23Risk 6

Tuesday 2 August 2016 5:05

OHHHH!!!! THE STAFF PROVES YOU WRONG!!!

sirrubberduckie 36

Wednesday 3 August 2016 15:28

The last time I checked, Texas was actually inside North America.

abeth131 7

Monday 1 August 2016 19:31

To #2, smelt is used in metallurgy and blacksmithing, while smelled is the past tense of smell and is used in reference to scents

SilensMort 3

Tuesday 2 August 2016 4:27

be sure to complain, you'll get a fee ride.

r83839 22

Thursday 4 August 2016 4:56

All of their rides are already fee rides.

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