Today, I decided to fix my bike and take it for a test ride. Five minutes in, a bee flew into my eye and stung me. In pain, I thought it would be best to go home. I turned around to find a big pitbull running towards me. The dog chased me for a mile before giving up. FML
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unojo08 0
Thank you for your opinion, but I never said that I was attacked by the dog, I just said that I had been chased by him. I live in a part of town where its a little bit ghetto, and I didn't want to take the chance that the dog may or not be friendly, seeing as how it was chasing me. For your further information, my sister has a pit bull and it is a very loving dog that wouldnt hurt a fly. So before you cast judgement on someone for telling it how it is, please get your facts straight.
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AudaciouslyInsan 0
...At least you survived the bee sting and you didn't get eaten by the pitbull so you could post it on FML! :D By the way... ._. Mother Nature called... She wants you dead. >:D
love_me_electric 20
Maybe the dog did have a reason to attack, it might've though OP was trespassing on its territory. You weren't there with the OP, so you can't say the dog wasn't being agressive. Honestly, people like you who think "All pitbulls are the greatest dogs EVER and never hurt ANYONE" are just as ignorant as the people who think all pitbulls are bloodthirsty monsters. Both are just generalizations that aren't necessarily true.
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Comments (149)
cherrycoke789 0
it def didnt chase you for a mile if you or the dog were running that fast you guys would habe made a world record
mclovin55 0
don't believe you!! you would totally get run over by a pitbull and could not keep up with him for a mile!!
PWNjaban 0
Those pitbulls are tenacious.
TheNewGuy03 29
how does it feel to be the bee's knees? |the kid|
thedopetroll 0
This is gods way of telling you you're a mistake.
DevMull 0
pretty awesome that you outran the dog.
unojo08 0
I was on a bike... not that hard.
Kbuzy 0
shit! where the **** do you live? the projects?
unojo08 0
pretty much.
cmac86 24
so, how was your day?
SupYo 0
******* retarded motherfucking bitch ass cocksucking dumbasses, all of you should go and **** yourself then spin in satan's ****, fagtards.
unojo08 0
To all those who think it is fake, You are wrong, and my eye is still swollen today. I was on a bike, therefore it did not get me. And yes it was a pitbull, but i never said that I think pitbulls are mean, but i live in tallahassee and i was riding through a sketchy neighborhood, so I wasnt gonna take the chance.