Love: Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend of three months.... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/05/2017 21:00 - Ecuador

Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend of three months. I only wish I had known that his father had died just a few hours earlier that morning. FML

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RememberSchlitz 9

Wednesday 31 May 2017 21:19

It's a fairly safe bet that you've help ensure that every day of his life from now on will be at least a little bit better than this day, so he has that to look forward to.

rivenrock 14

Wednesday 31 May 2017 22:08

That's bad timing, but better than breaking up with him knowing his dad had just died. Or pretending to want to be with him while he's grieving only to break his heart later when he's finally getting over his grief.

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hunterseal 18

Thursday 1 June 2017 8:35

sucks but at least you don't have to pretend to still be happy and deal with supporting him through the issues with false care.

charliewhippet 9

Thursday 1 June 2017 14:15

Are you sure he's not just emotionally blackmailing you? Seems pretty odd to be able to get through a break up conversation without him mentioning beforehand that his dad just died. Was he ill?

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