Painful periods
Lincoln, United Kingdom
Today, I cut my balls while shaving. They wouldn't stop bleeding, so I had to go about my day wearing a maxi pad. My girlfriend won't stop congratulating me on growing into a beautiful young woman. FML
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manb91uk 22
I can tell this is a difficult period in your life. I recommend a hot water bottle, ice cream, a romcom and lots of lounging on the couch.
Kurliez408 32
Shouldn't you have gone to the hospital if it was so bad?
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Comments (22)
leeloo7 22
To quote Elaine from Seinfeld “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things between your legs” lol
ARISKomuniszt 24
Just don't shave...
MitiMiki 16
Your girlfriend is straight up awesome..
NicF13 2
I'm not gonna say I've never cut myself shaving but damn was you using hedge clippers because usually I just bleed a couple drops
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
I know how that feels, bro.