Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
Today, I went into my husband's man cave to ask him a question. He was blasting a song about being an unemployed single loser, singing along, and playing video games. What the fuck did I marry? FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, my husband said a cheery, "Hi!" to me after 4 hours of nonstop Zoom calls. I spun around happily and greeted him back. Turns out he just joined another Zoom call. FML
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Top comments
boofgall 16
My guess is he was talking to other players. If not, pack your bags.
eddeeezzyy 19
Don't worry, OP, intense matches of CoD can really **** people up.
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Comments (177)
Feared 9
Wow
Satoaoi 13
if that was me I would of smashed that Xbox or whatever to pieces and kicked his ass out
Rumbelle_fml 22
#100, you'd smash it to pieces? Really? What a waste. Depending on which generation he has, the Xbox and PS3 (which, is what I assume he's playing on) are quite valuable. Far better to sell it. And if he's playing one of the older, more nostalgic consoles like the Mega Drive or SNES, eBay is a girl's best friend. People will pay a pretty penny for the shit they can't get hold of anymore. However, I think destroying his stuff and kicking him out may be a little premature. You don't know the context. It's entirely possible that this was his 34th attempt at beating the final boss, and didn't realise his wife was talking to him. I know I've said stuff like that to difficult bosses, in my time.
Satoaoi 13
lol fine fine
Master0fTheDark 13
He probably didn't hear you. Step 1: Speak louder. Step 2: Stand in front of him. Step 3: Enjoy him rage at you. :D Step 4: don't hold me liable anything worse happens. :)
picturescrazy 24
My man talks to me like that too when he plays vidja games. Just take advantage of it, he'll make it up to you :)
hurley12 30
Maybe he was talking in his mic? Or a kinect? If not dump him, that's not okay.
lowshadows 21
Black Ops 2 is popular.
REFF_fml 9
i can relate if it was Cod black ops II altho the hole " just die " thing is pushin it
Kingbreezy04 10
Somebody feel in a hole?
mgrabi01 10
He didn't realize you came home?!? Divorce him. He wasn't talking to you, but he should have at least recognized that you came home and said hi to him. What a loser. Thats too bad because you sound like a good significant other. He doesn't respect you now, and he never will. This comes from my personal experience.
Nanael_fml 4
And then you said " What the **** did you just say!!!" and in a soft tone with a loving yet scared expression on his face he replies " oh no babe not you, I'm talking to the game"
ZGoody 11
mabey hw was talking to the game.