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emayc United Kingdom

Today, I came home from an overnight trip to find my room a complete mess. My coked up housemate had invited strangers to stay over when they told her they didn't have place to sleep. They stole my money, speakers, Polaroid camera, and passport. They left a packet of biscuits. FML

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They left a packet of biscuits? That is the most British thing I've ever bloody heard!

Take all her coke and sell them to recoup your loss. That'll teach her a lesson.

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I hope they left you hob nobs!

Maybe you shouldn’t have a druggie as a roommate then. If you can’t trust them to bring people into your home without you there to babysit then they should find a new place to live.

that's coked up

time to find new housemates

ItchySasquatch 9

Take the packet to the police and see if they can id finger prints.