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Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML

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1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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who the **** buys a $300 bong? retard

38 bongs are not illegal you dumb ****.

sucks4you5 0

haha thats funny but YDI cuz weed is bad

that sucks. come rip my bong

Kristoffer 35

That's when you pour his beer down the drain - ALL of it - and throw away his cigarettes. And then make him buy you a new bong. I'm opposed to smoking (that goes for weed and cigarettes as well as any other drug) but I'm also opposed to destruction of other people's property.

toughluck08 0

you should never throw a bong, kid. ever.

If someone broke MY bong, especially if it was that expensive, I would break their face. Seriously.

you shouldnt be doing weed, if you werent breaking the law, this wouldnt of happened

am i the only one thinking ": why the hell would you spend that kind of money on a bong" ?? seriously , no bong is that good !

greenltrn2003 0

Can we not make the OP look like the bad guy. I dont even smoke and I feel bad lmao. I say u take the ******* cigs and soak them in his beer