Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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Jimboom 12
Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.
NightWatchmen87 0
I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!
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SmokeyMcPot 0
better get a new roommate. i'd kill her. hahahha.. but i'm stoned :)
SmokeyMcPot 0
fortywhacks 0
Stating the obvious here, but marijuana can't kill you....
cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0
YDI. why would you spend that much on something harmful like that. idiot.
whatido25 0
Beat the **** out of your roommate. Now.
chaching 0
You need a new roommate ASAP.
uchihasasuke 0
drugs r bad YDI
Tsukuro 0
Damn, that seriously sucks. It's not a question of whether or not the item is harmful, it's a question of whether or not it's right to smash other people's stuff. Which, I'm sure many will agree, isn't a nice thing to do, no matter what the item in question is. Anyway, I'd see if I could get them to fork over cash for compensation if I were you. Good luck, and maybe see about getting a more respectful roommate.
m3ximan 0
Dude that sucks. I wouldve been so angry. He wasted 300$ too
QuentinM95 0
Four- Monday ftw