Today, I came back from a two week vacation. As I walked in the door, my boyfriend greeted me with a "Hey, honey! Could you clean the crockpot?" It still had the chicken in it from my going away dinner. FML
ClydeBarrow tells us more.
He refused to go with me on vacation because he said that Italy was too hot. You can ask him why he didn't want to go. I put the chicken in a container and handed it to him because I figured if he wanted to keep it lying around the house while I was gone, he wouldn't mind eating it while he was finding a place that would take his lazy ass in.
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alex_vik 1
Do you even know the definition of the word "boyfriend"?
nuhtmehg 0
I agree with #61 - the first thing i would have said is " and you didn't do it why? " Bravo for kicking him to the curb ... you definitely deserve better !
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Comments (128)
wetbackyncher 0
that's what you get for being the women. bitch.
maddog_fml 0
Uuuhhhhh....2 weeks vacation? Going away dinner?? You bf is lazy ass MF! Time to dump his ass. Really!
piccaflutist17 0
that's disgusting. i hope you told him no.
blackroseofdeath 0
YUM left-overs!
Ketchup_Castle 30
He couldn't clean it himself? I don't think I could ever stand to live with such a slob.
WeirdSauce 7
She went on a vacation by herself and needs to pay it off somehow.
jcp012000 5
24......... Can you even cook or clean?
doglover100 29
Gross. I'd make him do it.
cmac86 24
I'll bet that smelled.... Fowl.
fantasyworld 39
Throw it at him and make him do it.