Today, I broke my tooth nearly in half. On a completely unrelated note, the Jew's Harp is my new least-favorite instrument. FML
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Blaphlafagus 19
Kinda awkward that I play the saxophone as my main instrument... Ok story time, so I was sitting there in my Music Theory class just messing around because it was near the end of the period and one of my friends brought this instrument thing called a Jew's Harp or Jaw Harp. They said it plays by vibrating your teeth or something so, not thinking clearly, put it directly against my teeth and pulled the thing back really far and let it loose. I have no clue what I was thinking at the time. Luckily I'll go to the dentist on Monday and get it all nice and pretty again.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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darwinism 30
It would hurt breaking a tooth like that. On a completely unrelated note, I have to change the drive belt of my car.
PPFrostbyte 7
Don't forget to brush your teeth before your dentist visit. Wouldn't want the dentist to forget to wash his hands.
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Comments (82)
Orhugs 11
Haha "note" teehee punny XD
Honema 16
you shouldn't have written on a completely unrelated note... after googling a jew's harp I think it was quite related
Infamous_Tora 12
You are one in a long line to not understand sarcasm.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
That just flew right over your head didn't it? It's a little thing called being facetious... Say it with me /fəˈsēSHəs/ It's ok sunshine. You'll get the gist of it eventually. Just hang in there cupcake... lol!
FreakoHolm 6
Shut up 28
Mjwnenrjs 17
Am I just drunk or do I just not understand this FML? Hint: it's both
Durtmania 8
HE/SHE WAS PLAYING THE HARP AND ALMOST BROKE THEIR TOOTH
SWC_Penguin 17
Almost? No, it's broken.
KK3137 31
Also, it wasn't a Harp, it was a Jew's Harp, one that you're supposed to play with your mouth (and fingers, of course)
ashleyylove3 22
Sounds like your Halloween was awesome
tranced_ 45
try harder.. no instrument is easy to play..
JMichael 26
I know a good dentist you can go see.
Dramori 29
I'm confused as to how you managed to break a tooth on the harp since you just grip it softly between your teeth/lips! That's like saying you broke your jaw playing a saxophone... FYL.
Blaphlafagus 19
Kinda awkward that I play the saxophone as my main instrument... Ok story time, so I was sitting there in my Music Theory class just messing around because it was near the end of the period and one of my friends brought this instrument thing called a Jew's Harp or Jaw Harp. They said it plays by vibrating your teeth or something so, not thinking clearly, put it directly against my teeth and pulled the thing back really far and let it loose. I have no clue what I was thinking at the time. Luckily I'll go to the dentist on Monday and get it all nice and pretty again.
fakedsincerity 32
I bet that hurt. Ouch!
jblumz 15
****, I'm Jewish and don't even know what a Jew's harp is...
Bloink 25
That's cuz it's not a Jewish harp, it's just called that :p
TheComedyAudio 29
Was that a pun?
incoherentrmblr 22
Was this irony?