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Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML

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maybe she decided to check out the car to?

Don't jump to conclusions. There may be a perfectly innocent reason it was there. Maybe she loaned the earrings to a friend? Maybe a group of you were in the car and she rode in the backseat?

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RedPillSucks 33

bampamthankyoumam?

DIVORCE HEAR CHEATING ASS

RedPillSucks 33

Lets see..... Your wife went for a "ride" in the back seat of your friends car. It was a rough ride, there was much bouncing to and fro. When she finally "came" to her destination, she was satisfied. Ask her for a "blow-by-blow" description of what happened. I'm sure she'll allow you to "come" to a reasonable conclusion (Damn, perdix and pendatic are better at this).

You'd look more clever by omitting the quotation marks.

FYLDeep 26

Is that what they mean by "used" car? Maybe new ones are worth it.

FYLDeep, you down w the clown? W.I.C.K.E.D.!!

JokeMeister 0

Deliver it back to him thru the front wall of his home. Be sure to pick her up on the way.

I like pinyatas !!

teemoneyyyy 0

at least you didn't find a pearl necklace. hahaha