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By ThanksForYourService - 05/02/2017 05:58 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, I angrily honked at a car that turned abruptly left in front of me, cutting me off on a busy road. Then I noticed it was part of a funeral procession... turning left into a veterans cemetery. FML.

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UltimateBob 11

Wednesday 8 February 2017 22:26

I don't see how this is your fault if they were the first in the procession. If they weren't YDI for somehow trying to fit in between two cars in a funeral processions

jemma24 0

Monday 13 February 2017 17:47

I don't see how that's your fault, funeral or no funeral they should follow the rules of the road, you don't want more than one dead person in the car!!!!

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UltimateBob 11

Wednesday 8 February 2017 22:26

I don't see how this is your fault if they were the first in the procession. If they weren't YDI for somehow trying to fit in between two cars in a funeral processions

jemma24 0

Monday 13 February 2017 17:47

I don't see how that's your fault, funeral or no funeral they should follow the rules of the road, you don't want more than one dead person in the car!!!!

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