Today I am sitting in my living room filling out job applications.... - FML

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By Sad Graduate (so a normal graduate) - 18/08/2017 14:25

Today I am sitting in my living room filling out job applications. Again. Perfectly normal for a recent graduate, but a lot less fun when most of your employed or otherwise financially stable friends are calling you out for not taking a break to hang out with them. Cheers guys. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 21 August 2017 10:59

Flat out tell them the reason why. If they can't understand that getting a job to support yourself needs to come before fun- especially when said fun ALSO costs money- you are better off without them. Especially since they are trying to guilt trip you into doing stuff. Nothing says fun like emotional extortion!

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GhostFox 33

Monday 21 August 2017 10:59

Flat out tell them the reason why. If they can't understand that getting a job to support yourself needs to come before fun- especially when said fun ALSO costs money- you are better off without them. Especially since they are trying to guilt trip you into doing stuff. Nothing says fun like emotional extortion!

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