Today, I almost died. My friends dragged me unconcious, hypothermic and half-drowned out of the sea. A helicopter took me to the hospital where they brought me back to life. My family's reaction? "You aren't dying so we don't have to come to the hospital." They wouldn't even bring me clothes. FML
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KereKris 25
OP here. I guess this needs a follow-up. I was in a sailing boat with some friends and although there were big waves, the wind wasn't too strong so we thought it would be safe sailing. We were wrong about that. An exceptionally big wave came up from behind. The boat started surfing uncontrollably down from it and eventually flipped. I was caught by a rope and dragged under water. Fortunately I had a safety knife strapped to my leg so I could cut myself free but it took some time and I lost consciousness before I could make it up. My friends dragged up on the upturned hull of our boat because they were unable to flip it back. The tide was rising so the current pushed us close to the shore. In the surf we were trown off again and because of the waves it was too dangerous to approach the boat again so my friends swam to the shore, dragging me behind them. I regained consciousness for a while but passed out again as soon as we made it to the beach. Hope this answers all your questions.
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mds9986 24
So you're technically a zombie now. You got that going for you.
JerryClark 17
They'll probably regret it someday. Sorry it happened to you OP.
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unadultfangirl 20
I would have brought you clothes... :((
MrZed_fml 11
Your parents are dicks
floridagirl8410 4
That was the most dramatic first sentence I've ever seen on FML
seba7236 21
Buy your friends beer, they saved your life!
oxomocchioxo 9
Hugs. Glad you are safe. Also.. Screw your 'rents. How messed up..
YoshiSqu4d 17
asshole parents.