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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

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Oh na na what's my name

That awkward moment when...

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was it good though, the sex part?

bbedlock_fml 7

I'm guessing you're sexy and you know it.

Hahaha that's awesome xD

I love myself, I want you to love me. ... When I think about you, I touch myself, I honestly do.

Karaoke time? Where's my mike?

phoenixslayer69 4

I am not "mike" but will a Phoenix do?

Oh #18, let's do a Divinyls/Bangles/Laura Branigan medley together! We'd win a prize even if there wasn't a karaoke contest going on at the time.

Only if we could add Queen/Bowie's "Under Pressure"? Make sure it's not Vanilla Ice's cheap ass version!

HaleyXx_fml 11

How bout don't stop believing?

GalaxyShots 21

How about a Chester or a Rob?

Now how does that happen? Learn his name next time maybe lol ;D

Well that's a bit conceded for you to do.. But I guess it could have been worse like calling out a different persons name (besides your own) that was not your sexual partner at the time

*conceited

Oh darn, I hate when my phone auto corrects me. Thanks for telling me though!

Autocorrect doesn't misspell anything... Unless you have before. Otherwise it just changes words when you miss letters. :/

too bad conceded is an actual word, as in you should concede defeat in your attempted trolling.

FireBurns18 0

Hahaha

Technically speaking, your hand does have the same name as you...

i think this might be the first FML that made me literally laugh out loud HAHA

Well, glad someone, has high self-esteem on FML.

kaveh950 22

You know you jack off to much when you say your own name during sex haha

Blackmail111 9

I don't know anybody in this universe that yells out "Oh me or oh *Insert your name here*" while wanking.

Blackmail111 9

So if they don't say their name while wanking then they won't in real sex

bitchslapped22 14

That's hot?