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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML
Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML
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RaggleFrock 13
Oh na na what's my name
_streets_ 19
That awkward moment when...
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Comments (277)
tingway 4
was it good though, the sex part?
bbedlock_fml 7
I'm guessing you're sexy and you know it.
lmgk 0
Hahaha that's awesome xD
perdix 31
I love myself, I want you to love me. ... When I think about you, I touch myself, I honestly do.
Enslaved 38
Karaoke time? Where's my mike?
phoenixslayer69 4
I am not "mike" but will a Phoenix do?
perdix 31
Oh #18, let's do a Divinyls/Bangles/Laura Branigan medley together! We'd win a prize even if there wasn't a karaoke contest going on at the time.
Enslaved 38
Only if we could add Queen/Bowie's "Under Pressure"? Make sure it's not Vanilla Ice's cheap ass version!
HaleyXx_fml 11
How bout don't stop believing?
GalaxyShots 21
How about a Chester or a Rob?
Tektite 14
Now how does that happen? Learn his name next time maybe lol ;D
MandyMeow_fml 18
Well that's a bit conceded for you to do.. But I guess it could have been worse like calling out a different persons name (besides your own) that was not your sexual partner at the time
EODgf 7
*conceited
MandyMeow_fml 18
Oh darn, I hate when my phone auto corrects me. Thanks for telling me though!
g_sam99 2
Autocorrect doesn't misspell anything... Unless you have before. Otherwise it just changes words when you miss letters. :/
markmiller2023 0
too bad conceded is an actual word, as in you should concede defeat in your attempted trolling.
FireBurns18 0
Hahaha
mastodon33metal 7
Technically speaking, your hand does have the same name as you...
dathan 14
i think this might be the first FML that made me literally laugh out loud HAHA
DontForgetMe4 0
Well, glad someone, has high self-esteem on FML.
kaveh950 22
You know you jack off to much when you say your own name during sex haha
Blackmail111 9
I don't know anybody in this universe that yells out "Oh me or oh *Insert your name here*" while wanking.
Blackmail111 9
So if they don't say their name while wanking then they won't in real sex
bitchslapped22 14
That's hot?