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Anonymous Germany

Today, having learned decent English, I realize that not only do my fellow Germans mispronounce most international brand names - like Vicks VapoRub or Pedigree Pal - and have no idea what they mean. Even the voice overs on TV ads pronounce them wrong. FML

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That's... completely normal. How pretentious are you trying to be? Pronouncing "VapoRub" or even simply "Ford" in the proper English way in a German/Dutch/French/... sentence would completely mess up the flow. If you're doing this every time I can guarantee you that you don't sound as sophisticated as you think you do, you just sound like an Arsch. Maybe focus more on working on your ego instead of finding non-existent fault with others.

In the ads they are "Eingedeutscht", that's a different thing.

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You mean like how Americans mispronounce German brandnames?

Hey, you can't all be Henning Wehn.

In the ads they are "Eingedeutscht", that's a different thing.

That's... completely normal. How pretentious are you trying to be? Pronouncing "VapoRub" or even simply "Ford" in the proper English way in a German/Dutch/French/... sentence would completely mess up the flow. If you're doing this every time I can guarantee you that you don't sound as sophisticated as you think you do, you just sound like an Arsch. Maybe focus more on working on your ego instead of finding non-existent fault with others.