ragnarok1540
Philadelphia, United States
Today, despite hints, suggestions, and even blatant criticism, my coworker refuses to believe he smells like rotten donkey nuts. He says he only needs to shower once a week, and that he doesn't believe in deodorant. I volunteered to do an extra autopsy today because the morgue smells better. FML
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supertacowaffle 41
I don't understand people like this at all, hopefully he gets the hint eventually when he realises that a morgue literally smells better than he does
FemskyD 26
can't you ask a supervisor to speak with him? that sounds horrible
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delaneyseal 15
There's actually a website called myfriendsmells.com that will send your coworker a cologne wipe and a note telling them of their odor for $2! (^;
yellowzinnias 20
Vick's rub, right under the nose. It will save your life. I always get sat next to the smelliest person on the airplane. ALWAYS.
MozillaHostile 21
When someone tells you they'd rather smell dead people, you should really consider more showers
Helped 35
That is why I'd carry Fabreez spray with me.
metroido 21
My stepmom also only showers once a week and doesn’t believe in deodorant! The only difference is that she smells like roses.