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morphea Chantepie, France

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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liquifiednate 21

At least he tried.

Ihavegas 22

very thoughtful

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It's the thought that counts.

Sounds like my dog. They can be such brats sometimes, but you gotta love them.

Welcome home! Here's a symbol of my love!

Smart pooch! Haha.

Medically speaking, he may be trying to tell you he has "piles"! Or that little Timmy fell down the well..... Not all dogs are as smart as Lassie. But they try

Come on OP, I'm sure even you can see the funny side of that! And it's going to make one hell of a story to tell your friends :)

As 'shitty' as that is, it's the thought that counts?

I shit here and I brought out the paper...now pick it up human.

At least you saw it BEFORE stepping on it! ;)

This is why I'm a cat person.

countryb_cth 38

Because cats only poop in their litter box... No where else.. Ever.